Bordom

I have no job. It's summer and I thought that I would need money to have a good time. Boy was I wrong!! There's a whole lotta things you can do when you are broke. I have decided to post my list for the Junkyark boys so if they should run out of money, they will still have some stuff to do. Here is my list. Don't be disappointed, these are all sober activites and I haven't been home long enough to come up with many, but i will keep you posted (get it posted) when I come up with new stuff.

Amber's list of somewhat immature things that can keep you busy for zero dollars:

1. Pretend that you are a retarded deer
2. Go to Tiffany's (or an other friend's) house and hang out for a whole day when she is not there. Eat all of her food and make her parents feel so sorry for you that they invite you over for supper and make your favorite meal. Then still don't leave and post stuff using their internet
3. Think of all the jobs you can have and don't apply for them
4. Ask people if they have any chores that you can do for them for five dollars (i may have possibly scored a job working the election this way - making people feel sorry for you is key)
5. Drive around stalking kids on bicycles
6. Throw peas at your mother during the dinner that she has taken the time out to cook for you
7. Have profane word theme days
8. Wear the same clothes everyday
9. Pretend that you are someone else when you're grandmother calls. This one was especially funny because my gammie wanted to see me after the eight months that i haven't been home. She was very confused. ("But i thought she was supposed to be home today" "nope sorry, she never came back")
10. Call your friends to do something and then don't show up. When they ask where you were say something clever like "with your dad"

This is all i can come up with for now. Like I said, I haven't been home for a while so I haven't done anything exciting yet, but I have made ten dollars driving Tiff's brother to a movie that I was already going to see. My mother paid my way into that same movie so I could drive my brother. That was a twenty dollar profit. Yay for me.

I forgot to go and see Mick Foley. I don't know what is wrong with me, I just forgot. I'm sorry.


Sam says, "What the hell?"

Back to Town, Back to Reality

I am back at home. Today was an exciting day that started off with a wicked, rocking, road trip. We all had a bunch of fun. We got to do such cool things as, visit the skate park, (oh how I have missed you), go to Keating’s, get cool shirts, and cool posters. I have no Internet and I won’t be getting it until I get a job and a paycheck. I just saw this commercial on TV where you can borrow five hundred dollars without credit. Sounds tempting. So for now I think that I am going to type stuff up at home and use other people’s computers to post it. I need something to do. Now that school is over and I have no job, it’s getting really boring. Maybe I will take up reading. I could read all of those university books that I paid hundreds of dollars for and have never opened. What’s the point? Those books aren’t going to get me anywhere now! It’s funny cause I think that I have passed this semester and I have yet to read any of my course books, except for Computer Confluence. Good book, surprise ending.

Well that should be all for tonight. Tomorrow I am going to a skateboard movie night at Crystal Palace. I get to watch three movies for twelve dollars. What a deal!!!! And everybody who goes gets a prize. I am guaranteed at least a new T-shirt. How sweet is that? I bet you wished that you skateboarded.

Miss all of you lots!
Miss you, Bobby!

“Hey Tubby, whatcha gonna do now? Yeild?”

Last PEI Blog

My computer goes home today. What the hell am I going to do in my spare time? I think that I can figure it out. The past eight months have been a blast. I have met people who are crazy awesome, crazy, and dick heads. Most of the people are crazy awesome. I have learned that there are two me's. One from home, and the here me. One of the me's is crazy, that is the home me, the other me is normal. It's funny when the two me's join together and form super me. Super me is great! Sometimes when home me slips out, Bobby gets scared and I laugh because that me is crazy and crazy people like to laugh. Hopefully I will stay as super me.

I have absolutely nothing to say. Couldn't you tell? I think that I am going to go to subway now before my dad gets here to take my computer away.

Bye Bye

Good Bye Sam!


Sam leaves today. Pattyjo leaves too, but she's coming back.

Sam says, "What the hell?"

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow


Last night Joey Ramone passed away. He died at age 49 of lymphoma. Goodbye Jeffery Hymen though I never knew you at all,you had the grace to uphold yourself, while those around you crawled. They crawled out of the woodwork and they whispered into your brain, they set you on a treadmill and they made you change your name. Seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in. I would've loved to have known you, but I was just a kid. Your candle burned out long before your legend ever did.

That is my tribute to Joey.

JELLO BIAFRA IS COMING TO MONCTON!!!

I don't feel sorry for you and I am getting sick and tired of listening to how bad your life is because she won't take you back. Get over it.

15 More Days!

I'm going home soon!! This one goes out to all of you Charlottetown fucks who are going to take my excitement the wrong way:

FUCK YOU.

I'm excited because I have been away from home for about eight months. After about the first few days, I started to miss home and now I can go back for a few months. It is time to return to the mainland where I can be myself and say things like padiddle, chezie, and give 'er. Back to a place where canned pop is not outlawed, where skateboarding is fun, where drinking with your parents is normal, where Frenchmen run freely, where I can speak French freely, where the internet is slow, where there is a Vito’s, where I am not an internet nerd, and where the food is real. I will still buy your PEI potatoes, read your Anne of Green Gables books, date your Bobby Best, but I will do it all at home. Au Revoir (that's French for good bye)

Cuddle, Cuddle, Love

This is the verse from "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" by the best artist in the world, Sir Elton John. I like it.

"Don't wish it away
Don't look at it like it's forever
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better

And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide"

I thought it was clever. Leaving won't be that bad. :)

Hello Everybody!

I would just like to thank the people that actually do visit my site. So here it goes, Thanks Mom. That took a lot out of me. Seriously bro, I would like to thank the "real" people who visit my blogger. I know that I do not have fancy polls, pictures, a counter, top 100 lists with 100 actual things listed, et cetera, but I do try my best to deliver the Amber goods. This blogger (except for the top 50 list) is 100% pure grade-A Amber. Thank you oh loyal ones!

Quotes


"I might be small, but I can take you out!" - Jill Deroche

sam said once again, "what the hell"

"Tell him it's time to fish or cut bait." - Jill Deroche

This is something that I said at work today. I know it's pathetic to quote myself, but I thought that it was funny. "Being straight edge sounds tempting, but so did the weed I smoked last night!" I didn't actually smoke weed last night, but I thought it was funny.

Myron's

I went to Myron's last night with Jill, Sarah, and Amanda. It was fun. The first drink I ordered was a sling. Upon ordering my drink the bartender asks, "What is in a sling?"

Since the movie Cocktail, I have looked up to and appreciated bartenders everywhere. Now my confidence is shaken and not stirred, fucking bastard. Don't they have one of those handy dandy books behind the counter that tells you how to mix drinks? I ended up drinking a shot of gin mixed with cranberrie juice 7-up and a little bit of grenadine that Jill had to tell the bartender to put in. It was okay, but it sure as hell wasn't a sling. Then I got a shot. I had an orgasm. Orgasms are good. Almost better than the real thing. I want to have orgasms all of the time.

Do you like the song Black Betty? I like it. I heard the dance mix song at the club. I thought of everyone and almost wished you were there. Almost. Just joking, I want to bring Jon and Jeff next time I go. I think Jeff's id would work. Let's go clubbin.

Please note that any Jeff and Katherine jokes on our top 50 list are aimed at the humiliation of Katherine and not Jeff. We know that Jeff would never do anything like that and he loves his girlfriend, Alison, very much.

Here is a quote from Patty Jo. She was talking to Katherine at the time.


"Get away from me, you fucking ass sexer"

It was really funny and I had to put it up. Congradulations to Katherine though for winning the Ass Sexer of the Year award.

Sam says, "What the hell?"

Bonjour

Last night was a blast. I met a beautiful drunk. I also heard a classic line from a classic drunk. When Kelly was trying to take Jon's olympic medal, I heard the line.

"All for Jono; head, or nothing"

wasn't that great?

Since Patty Jo, Sam, and I are such big crowd followers, we have made a list of things that we like.
And it goes a little something like this:

Amber, Sam and Patty Jo's List

1. Patty Jo, Sam And Amber
2.Leaving this cock-sucking Island
3.Making fun of top 100 Lists
4.Smoking Marijuana Cigarettes in the Ship Yard
5.Jeff and Katherine hooking up!!!!!!!! (in the future)
6.Making fun of people who have "ASS SEX"
7.Eating
8.Watching TV
9.Farms.....in general
10.horses (Sam)
11. Cows (pattyjo)
12.Brand New John Deere Tractors(amber)
13.Being Mean and making Little Kids Cry!!
14.sweat shops
15.Michael Jackson and his child molesting ways
16.Saying jesus christ... be it in good or bad ways
17.Riding.......
18.Renting Porn
19.Watching Porn
20.The Wonder Years
21.Blind Date
22.The wedding story
23.People who can spell patty jo..it's a y not an i!!!!!!!!
24.Making fun of people who are balding
25.Being Bitchy!!!!!!
26.not taking shit off anyone
27.being shit disturbers
28.pretending we have accents
29."THE DOG FENCE"
30."YOU KICKED MY DOG"
31.stealing peoples cars
32.head
33.controlling things that we put in our mouths
34.being a bailer
35.flavoured condoms
36.k
37.15 years old
38.14 years old
39.the word “cum”
40.dirty girls who have ass sex and then shit on their partners
41.dogs that lick carpet
42.nocturnal emissions
43.masturbation
44.slut
45.being loose
46.starting out young (see 37 and 38)
47.making fun of butchy people
48.having short hair that can be spiked
49.not having 100 things we like.
50. oh and of course walking in on jeff and katherine having ass sex

I Hate The Dorms!

I do want to invite everyone to my party, but due to the sign in policy, I can't. This is a bummer for you and me because I have to pick who can come and I don't like that. If anyone knows anybody who lives at Bernadine hall and would sign them in, they are more than welcome to come over. Also, there may not be any sign ins tonight. Should this be the case, bring everyone you want, but do tell me first. I'm sorry for any inconvenience, but there is absolutely nothing I can do.

Party

My last party at bernadine hall will be held on Friday, April sixth. I have made invitations and hope to be sending them out soon. Should you not recieve and invitation, you can email me your resume and a 350-500 word essay on why you think that you should come to my party. My email address is ambergeddes@hotmail.com. This is going to be a wicked, rocking party and I would like everyone who is invited show up. Unfortunately I cannot have other people randomly show up due to the sign in policy. If my ass is kissed enough, I may be able to pull some strings.

Sam says, "What the hell?"

Classic- 1. having a high quality that is recognized and unquestioned. 2. very typical. 3. having qualities like those of classical art, simple and harmonious. 4. famous through being long established.

"Maybe you should check into unit nine, it may do you some good."

I have such a loving boyfriend. For those of you who don't know, unit nine is the psycho ward at the Queen Elizabeth hospital, here in Charlottetown. Bobby made the place sound really nice so of course, I considered it. Then I got to thinking, my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy and he wants me to admit myself to the nut house. This is unbelievable. I don't really think that I am crazy, but apparently I am wrong. Dead wrong. Crazy wrong. Nutty wrong. Psycho wrong. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.