Bonjour

Last night was a blast. I met a beautiful drunk. I also heard a classic line from a classic drunk. When Kelly was trying to take Jon's olympic medal, I heard the line.

"All for Jono; head, or nothing"

wasn't that great?

Since Patty Jo, Sam, and I are such big crowd followers, we have made a list of things that we like.
And it goes a little something like this:

Amber, Sam and Patty Jo's List

1. Patty Jo, Sam And Amber
2.Leaving this cock-sucking Island
3.Making fun of top 100 Lists
4.Smoking Marijuana Cigarettes in the Ship Yard
5.Jeff and Katherine hooking up!!!!!!!! (in the future)
6.Making fun of people who have "ASS SEX"
7.Eating
8.Watching TV
9.Farms.....in general
10.horses (Sam)
11. Cows (pattyjo)
12.Brand New John Deere Tractors(amber)
13.Being Mean and making Little Kids Cry!!
14.sweat shops
15.Michael Jackson and his child molesting ways
16.Saying jesus christ... be it in good or bad ways
17.Riding.......
18.Renting Porn
19.Watching Porn
20.The Wonder Years
21.Blind Date
22.The wedding story
23.People who can spell patty jo..it's a y not an i!!!!!!!!
24.Making fun of people who are balding
25.Being Bitchy!!!!!!
26.not taking shit off anyone
27.being shit disturbers
28.pretending we have accents
29."THE DOG FENCE"
30."YOU KICKED MY DOG"
31.stealing peoples cars
32.head
33.controlling things that we put in our mouths
34.being a bailer
35.flavoured condoms
36.k
37.15 years old
38.14 years old
39.the word “cum”
40.dirty girls who have ass sex and then shit on their partners
41.dogs that lick carpet
42.nocturnal emissions
43.masturbation
44.slut
45.being loose
46.starting out young (see 37 and 38)
47.making fun of butchy people
48.having short hair that can be spiked
49.not having 100 things we like.
50. oh and of course walking in on jeff and katherine having ass sex