"Maybe you should check into unit nine, it may do you some good."

I have such a loving boyfriend. For those of you who don't know, unit nine is the psycho ward at the Queen Elizabeth hospital, here in Charlottetown. Bobby made the place sound really nice so of course, I considered it. Then I got to thinking, my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy and he wants me to admit myself to the nut house. This is unbelievable. I don't really think that I am crazy, but apparently I am wrong. Dead wrong. Crazy wrong. Nutty wrong. Psycho wrong. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.