Heh

Training is going well, although it's way too boring. I've made many friends in my class which is totally cool as well.

One of my new friends has pretty much the same sense of humour as I, so we tend to hang out A LOT. He's a pretty cool fellow who just happens to be gay.

Since we're always together, about 90% of the class thinks that we are going out. I was at the fox and hound with my friend tonight and we were given a drunken "talk" from one of our coworkers. Basically he told my friend not to screw things up and get my pregnant. That was hilarious.

Are we going to bother to tell anyone that he's gay? No way, this is too much fun.

This charade rocks.

ja ja ja Gmail-Unit

A year ago today, I was.....in shambles. Today, nothing but good times.

I went out with Jill last night, who was having a not-so-good day. We grabbed a marguerita and toasted to being hot bitches. Nothing like a mango marguerita to put a gal in a great mood. I got drunk off of one. Yep, pathetic=me.

Ahh, I love tequila.

You can tell it's spring time because I keep thinking I'm in love. Silly Amber.

5ive will make ya get down now

Ahh good times. Because I'm such a good friend, I frequently drag Jill along on super sketchy adventures in Riverview. Last night we ended up at a bar in Riverview called O'Brian's. If you're of any ethnic background other than white, I don't suggest you go there. Also, you must be accompanied by someone who has been born and raised in Albert County, New Brunswick, or just from Albert County yourself. If you are from Albert County, don't try and pick up anyone from the bar because chances are, you're related. But then again chances are, you like that.

For the record, it's not actually that bad...

So it was really sketchy and boring at first, but then they started playing Myron's type dance music from about three years ago. It totally rocked my and Jill's socks.

We ended up having an awesome time. Awesome and dirty.

Amber is....

amber is a form of tree resin
amber is unique
amber is like a time capsule made and placed in the earth by nature herself
amber is hot hot hot
amber is not all black and white
amber is reflected in rebma
amber is shrewd player wednesday
amber is provided as a free public service by bighits
amber is quality
amber is wide opened and ready to fuck a full bookmaking firm
amber is found in a variety of places worldwide
amber is our gold
amber is on the web
amber is the colour of your energy

Was it really the flu, or just gas?

I don't know, but I'm glad it's over.

So it's that time of year again. The time where I look at myself and say, "Amber, you have really let yourself go." It's too bad that I never try to lose weight while I have time during the boring, boring winter. I'll just try to get a bit more slim by tomorrow and when I wake up the same, I'll be dissappointed and quit whatever good thing it is that I'm doing. Like yesterday, I only had about three cokes. So far today, it's been six. It's pretty bad when people that I don't even know are trying to get me to kick my cola habbit.

I did bring water to work today to have something to drink, but the coke machine is right next to the training room and I just happened to steal four dollars from my dad's change jar on the way out the door.

There needs to be a warning on cola labels. Also, it really shouldn't be priced cheaper than juice and bottled water.

My big plan is to join the YMCA gym because it's dirt cheap and about to expand. Should be a good investment. From there, it's cardio cardio cardio, maybe some pilates, some yoga, a little bit of weights, swimming, and more cardio. I don't want to be an out of shape bastard anymore. Maybe I'll run sometimes too if my sore, crooked knees are up to it. This might even call for a fitness blog just to fit in.

ugh

I had to get up at 8 today for my first day of work. It was rough.

I feel super duper bad for posting a big depressing post the other day. Usually right after I make those golden posts something great will happen (like seeing Kill Bill2) to put me in a pretty good mood and then I'll come online and everyone will be checking up on me and I'll feel like a giant ass. I was in a bad mood, but I'm ok now and I'm sorry for making you all worry.

I was going to post something of substance, but I totally forget what. I think I'm getting the flu :(

boo hoo

I'm not going to lie to you God, I've never felt so lonely. Thanks for making everything so fucked up. It's not working if your plan was to shape a strong human being. Don't blame me for my huge lack of faith in everything.

Black Mamba

I am soooooooooooo excited for Kill Bill vol.2!!!!

I'm watching the season finale of The Apprentice. Man, Omarosa is a bitch. If Kwame loses because of you, I hope you can feel comfortable living with that.

Ok, here's a creepy story:
I was doing a Tarot reading yesterday and my end card that means basically a heads up, or a keep in mind, or sometimes even future was a card whose meaning meant a birth. So I automatically thought, oh man, someone I know is pregnant (impossible for me to be at this time). So the whole day I just kept thinking about who could possibly be knocked up. Asked a few friends, they kinda got angry, but nobody's missed a period lately.

Then I come online at about oh, 11:30 - 12ish, pretty late for me, and my friend Crystal's all excited and tells me that my other friend Alvain's girlfriend has gone into labour a month and a half early. Crazy. I'm kinda weirded out, but at the sametime hoping that I have "the gift" and that I can be just like Celeste on Days, except I think she might get killed off the show soon because everybody else has been.

Anyway, I want to welcome Alvain and Stacey's new baby girl Charli and wish their new family all the best.

I already posted today

Hopefully this one will work. I had to walk to the store today cause stupid Beth dumb pants has a job and couldn't drive me to get a coke. Raw deal.

I just tried to download some songs on the net and they were all scratchy. Damn you music industry, I'm too poor to buy CD's for one song. If I had faith in the artists that put the music out these days, I'd know that there would be more than one good song on a record, but alas, times have changed and even one good song alone is almost impossible to come by. Imesh, you're not my friend tonight.

Beth rented Kill Bill tonight to psych us up for the sequel Saturday. It's going to rock, I really want to kill some Crazy 88's right now. To psych myself up even more, I've changed my MSN name to Boss Chezzbot. It hasn't been Chezzbot for a while, let's see if I can keep it like this until I see the movie.

Super-fun good times

Happy Easter. Here I am on PEI and I'm having a blast! I was super hesitant about coming over cause it was such a nice day at home Friday. I'm glad I'm here though cause the Nirvana tribute rocked my socks. It was nice to have my Kurt fill and I should be good for another ten years.

I said, "Brr, it's cold in here."

My hands are so freaking cold....And I could really go for a hotdog right now. Damn I love processed meat.

I am very excited to go to Melon's on Saturday night, oh yeah, and to see all my friends too.... :P

oooh it's really cold down here. I'm going upstairs.

Awesome. And by awesome I mean kill me now.

There is no hope for me. I am full-blown crazy. I haven't slept in two days.

It would really be nice to have someone to occupy my time.

You and your waiting to call. BAH!

I'm sure a couple of Effexor's should cure me of my heartache...

9 - 39 - 13

With the whole spring forward thing yesterday, I was looking forward to summer. Eventually.

So I had a dream last night that I was in WWI. I travelled on trains and such and was a POW in China. I managed to escape along with hundreds of other people and it was snowing out and quite cold in China. It was a suburbanized country that looked exactly like Riverview. It had nothing to do with the actual WWI except that it shared the same name.

I crawled from snowband to snowbank trying to hide from the Chinese, who weren't actually Chinese at all, and occasionally stopped in at Tim Horton's to warm up. I stealthed my way all the way back to Riverview where I went to high school as a top secret soldier and hid my big machine gun in my locker, but still wore my winter army outfit hoping that nobody would catch on.

Spies tried to take over the school, I lured them all outside, I got chased through a field, ran out of ammo, and ended up getting burried alive in the snow. Once I was burried, the bad guys shot me.

I woke up all of a sudden and remembered the combination to my old lock from my locker at school. So I guess that dying in my dream wasn't that bad after all.

Go F yourself in the B with your F

I had a pretty rough night last night. It all started off with a shitty-assed night at work. I'm going to be quitting my job as soon as I have enough courage to call my boss and tell him. He honestly bothers me that much. And I'm not just going on like "uh my boss is right the dick," I have good reason. It's pretty bad when random customers at the restaurant tell him off for being so mean to me. It's my first week, my first time waitressing and there is no need to scream how stupid I am to me, especially in front of customers. What ever happened to being pulled aside into an office? Ass.

So anyway, that was work and life goes on.. I drank my face off at work after I changed into some hot clothes and was throwing up sick by 9:30. Awesome. Good thing my dad came home at the same time I did to carry me in the house and much thanks to Beth and Mary for helping me until then. Oh boy. What a night.

Why is it that everytime I want to impress a boy I end up shooting about six shots of tequila right before hand?

Don't be surprised if you don't ever get a wedding invitation with my name on it unless it's with a bottle of coke.

It must have gone to my junkmail folder

With all that posting last week, I think I've run out of things to say. I've been staring at this blank blogger slate for 55 minutes now.

I'm speechless - write this down, it doesn't happen often.