Monday, January 28, 2002

A New Post

Bob says that I shouldn't give up posting, so here is a story.

Alison, Bob, and I went to Dairy Queen today for lunch. We all got a number three. It was very good. Bob was running late for a tutorial so he left Alison and I in the car to finish our meals. He also locked the doors so nobody would steal us. When Alison and I were finished and decided to leave Bob's van, we opened the doors and the car alarm went off. So we shut the doors, but the car alarm still didn't shut off. We could hear the car alarm from the far away KCI parking lot, all the way in Duffy. For those of you who don't know, that is far away. Then we had to look all around Duffy building for Bob to let him know about the car. He went to shut it off and that is the end of my post.

A nice post, short and sweet.

Sunday, January 20, 2002

I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classifed.


Howdy yall? What's shakin' big bacon?

Today I went five pin bowling for the very first time. It was strange. Who knew that you could get so many points off of just five pins? I thought that it would be harder than ten pin because the pins are farther apart, but I had two strikes and a spare, which never ever happens in ten pin candle pin. It was fun, I beat all of the eight and ten year-old Vernon River 4-H kids. I didn't beat Pam though.

An other weekend over, an other day of being bashed on the net. The fun never stops in sunny Charlottetown.
If you have a problem with me, than have a problem with me. There is no need for this childish attemp to prove yourselves by trashing me on your websites, especially when I haven't been mean to anybody. Please leave me alone; you are accomplishing nothing.

Wednesday, January 16, 2002

Awe

Three little boys ages about 10ish just came to my door to ask me if I wanted my driveway shovelled. I don't have a car and was planning on doing it myself after Jeopardy, but I told them that they could do it anyway. So they told me that they were charging six dollars and I only had a twenty. They left and came right back with a ten dollar bill for me because I told them that if they could find a ten, they could have my twenty.

So I just paid three little boys ten dollars to shovel my driveway. They rang my doorbell ten minutes later and told me that they were done. I told them that they did a wonderful job and thanked them thouroughly. One of the boys told me that "We even salted your steps for free."

Although I still don't thinkt that you could fit a car in my freshlly shovelled driveway, it was ten dollars well spent. I hope that they buy lots of candy and drive their mothers crazy.

Wednesday, January 09, 2002

Saturday, January 05, 2002

Evil?

Lately there has been a lot of Amber-trashing going on about me not throwing a new years eve party. Let's clear a few things up, shall we?

First of all, I have three roomates whom I have to respect no matter what. I was approached by two of them saying that they didn't want to have any parties. What the hell am I supposed to do? Thinking of the number of people that would be here, I also decided not to have a party. It is after all hard enough to clean up after four people let alone thirty.

Second, your best friend, nicest guy in the world, BOBBY BEST said, "Yeah I wouldn't have a new years party either, we trashed two hotel rooms last year." Why don't you go and shit on him?

But the best whining argument that I have heard yet was, "Well, we let you party here for four months this summer." If you were only throwing parties all summer so that people can throw you a couple back, I would just like to say that you are fucking pathetic. And if you want to take that a little further, just think back to every Friday night that I lived at the dorm bending over backwards all night long just to get you guys signed in. Also I didn't live here this summer and I came to visit Bob, the highlight of my visits was not the parties.

So you had to dish out ten bucks for a hotel room. Big fucking deal.