Return of the Great White Redhead
ooh I feel sassy!

I'm at Zwicker's drinking vodka right now and reminissing about the time I passed out in their backyard. I am having a great long weekend.

I'm house/dog sitting at Beth's house. Last night Stephy G and I got some pizza from Pizza Girls and had a sleepover at my temporary pad. Today Stephy and I went to a tea leaf reader, Jake (the dog) puked all over the floor and I cleaned it up and then we went to Stinktown (Saint John) with Zwicker. I bought a NASCAR hat and Steph got a bright orange Harley Davidson one. We went all the way to Stinktown just to get McDonald's. I had chicken nuggets.

My feet are really hot and bright red because I had to walk a whole block to Zwicker's. Damn.

word to your moms
the past couple months in a nutshell

January
-Hours got cut at Boston Pizza to about 20hrs/week
-Became increasingly anxious
-Almost went to the doctor about switching meds due to increased anxiety/unexplained weight loss
-Became afraid of the Internet, stopped checking email, using MSN, posting (weird and yet again, unexplained)
-Received phone call about a cancer biopsy scheduled for Feb28 to remove some bad cells from my cervix (what a dirty word to type)

February
-not feeling so anxious anymore
-hours get cut at Boston Pizza to less than 20hrs/week
-lots of people start asking me questions about my health due to unexplained weight loss
-weight reaches 125lbs
-quit Boston Pizza giving three days notice
-Go for cancer biopsy at the French hospital. Everything is on a big computer monitor and they show me my cervix and a cyst that they find. I try so hard not to throw up while they are removing the cyst (I can't look away!) that I don't notice any pain. I wonder if by flexing the right muscles, I can pop the microscope out of my vagina and hit the doctor with it. Alas, I cannot.

March
-mama drama increases tenfold.
-I am the world's sexiest and most efficient Janitor
-Derek's dad is my new awesome boss
-Go see psychic, Shirl, learn lots of neat and positive things
-First weekend in March rocked my socks right off. more to post about that later
-late for work today by 15minutes because I can't stop posting.