word to your moms
the past couple months in a nutshell

January
-Hours got cut at Boston Pizza to about 20hrs/week
-Became increasingly anxious
-Almost went to the doctor about switching meds due to increased anxiety/unexplained weight loss
-Became afraid of the Internet, stopped checking email, using MSN, posting (weird and yet again, unexplained)
-Received phone call about a cancer biopsy scheduled for Feb28 to remove some bad cells from my cervix (what a dirty word to type)

February
-not feeling so anxious anymore
-hours get cut at Boston Pizza to less than 20hrs/week
-lots of people start asking me questions about my health due to unexplained weight loss
-weight reaches 125lbs
-quit Boston Pizza giving three days notice
-Go for cancer biopsy at the French hospital. Everything is on a big computer monitor and they show me my cervix and a cyst that they find. I try so hard not to throw up while they are removing the cyst (I can't look away!) that I don't notice any pain. I wonder if by flexing the right muscles, I can pop the microscope out of my vagina and hit the doctor with it. Alas, I cannot.

March
-mama drama increases tenfold.
-I am the world's sexiest and most efficient Janitor
-Derek's dad is my new awesome boss
-Go see psychic, Shirl, learn lots of neat and positive things
-First weekend in March rocked my socks right off. more to post about that later
-late for work today by 15minutes because I can't stop posting.