Why does the craziest shit happen when I'm by myself?

Oooh this is so true!! Do you know what I saw today? I was driving home to my dad's house and there's an elderly man driving on the street, not even the sidewalk, a hover-round or whatever they're called and he's going super slow and he's got an engineer's cap on. Hilarious. It just struck me so funny and yeah now that I type it out, it's kinda dumb, but at the time it was hilarious. An engineer's cap...come on! on a hoveround!!!

Anyway it just struck me funny and then I came to the sad realization that I always see funny and fucked up shit when I'm alone. I don't even want to be in a relationship other than for the fact that you'll always have someone there just to be like "OMG, did you just see that?!!!" And then laugh about it.

And you wouldn't have to post about it later and then go, yeah you're right a guy on a motorized wheel chair with an engineer's cap on, isn't really that funny. Because you'd have that person there in the moment where it's actually kind of funny.

God, I think I just need a sidekick or something. Someone to hang out with me every second weekend when Billy has Seth. Cause Seth wasn't even with me today. That would have been alright. He would have laughed along just because I was, so he is in fact, the perfect sidekick, but I'd like to have a fill in for his days off. And it has to be a disposable sidekick. Like when I arrive at my destination, you can just go home and leave me be, unless otherwise directed.

I might put out a job add for it. Side kick needed, pays nothing. Must have same sense of humor as I do. Must like to snuggle (just in case I feel the need). Will go away whenever I want you to without your feelings getting hurt and ready to return whenever I call you up. Please list competition number 246843-1241.5654 in subject line.