Ambrosia Delicious in "Popsicle Peter" and "So Many More Uses for Sausages" starring Nick Dick

I'm in Moncton, which is totally great. Thanks to Zwicker and Stephy G for that one.

So while eating beef jerky and drinking a little Aquafina with my friend Nick while on a park bench on Main Street, drunk as fuck last night, a man approaches us and offers us a job. He wanted to take pictures. His name is Hamilton Steele. He's been in the porn industry for about fifteen years now and has worked with such actors as Peter North.

I'm not shitting you, I have his business card.

I LOVE THIS FUCKING TOWN!!!!!!!!!!