sXe gone drunk

Few things in life have managed to amuse me as much as the title of this post. It's origins - trivia at the wave. Watch out peilocals, it's not cool to be sober anymore.

Ah you straight edged kids. Have you finally caught on that alcohol is a depressant and makes you more emo? Or was that smart? Yes, depression makes you smarter. All that time alone thinking, I guess.

Welcome to the wonderful world of throwing up on your shoes, waking up in ditches, China Garden, and Maid Marions.

I do feel sorry that the drink will not make your straightedge tattoos go away, but at least you'll stop feeding liquor to naive girls at parties and then trying to pick them up with your charm, class, sobriety, and punk rock ideals.

Cheers.